A downloadable game for Windows and Linux

[INCOMING TRANSMISSION...]

[CAPT. M-ART.IAN]  Cadet!  Cadet, can you hear me?!  This Kreplockn' communicator ain't worth a dang!  I need you to listen close while-

[STATIC HISS]

[CAPT. M-ART.IAN]  -need you to bring home food for our colony.  Neptune's low on tuna and Mercury's chickens are too low in mercury for what we need.  Bring us some of that sweet, sweet beef from those moo-moos on Mars!  My tentacles are leaking just thinking of the-

[MORE STATIC]

[CAPT. M-ART.IAN]  -get it back in the tank!  I told you we shouldn't have stopped by that Triknaukian fish market; get those fins back in!  

[CAPT. M-ART.IAN]  Cadet, your ship has been outfitted with an Abductor beam to suck those cows right up.  Use those controls in front of you, hold Left Mouse Button (A - Xbox, X - PS4) to suck things up!

[HISSING FROM THE TRINAUKIAN SLOTH SHARK]

[CAPT. M-ART.IAN]  The fins, the fins!  Control the fins!  Blasted thing... 

[CAPT. M-ART.IAN]  Our science officer says that glowing yellow goop in the middle of the farmyard is concentrated radioactive sludge, perfect for growing plant life.  You can fill your liquid reservoir with radioactive sludge by hovering over the pool and using your abductor beam.  We installed a secondary Push beam to convert that sludge into a heat ray, perfect for radiating things with lots of warm DNA reshaping energy.  Plants love it!  Hold Right Mouse Button (B - Xbox, Circle - PS4) to warm up plants but be careful, that beam ain't too friendly to those moo-moos.

[STATIC FOLLOWED BY SCREAMS]

[CAPT. M-ART.IAN]  Cadet I gotta go, the Trinaukian Sloth Shark just swallowed our chief weapons officer... again...  Remember... cows love those big ol' radioactive plants... find a way to fertilize the soil with some of that bovine beefcake... just zap 'em big and wait for the moos to eat and get huge

[CAPT. M-ART.IAN SCREAMS AS THE COMMUNICATOR FIZZLES...]

CONTROLS

Left Mouse Button | A (Xbox) | X (PS4) - Abductor beam

Right Mouse Button | B (Xbox) | Circle (PS4) - Heat beam (requires radioactive sludge)

W/A/S/D | Left Thumbstick | D-Pad - Move Ship

Escape Button | Start (Xbox) | Options (PS4) - Pause

Download

Download
moo-blaster-win-universal.zip 42 MB
Version 1 May 11, 2020
Download
moo-blaster-linux-universal.zip 46 MB
Version 1 May 11, 2020

Install instructions

Download the file and unzip the 'Moo Blaster' folder anywhere.  Launch the EXE or x86_64 and have fun! 

Development log

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